This is one serious FPS bug

[moldava]

Now.
kinseymill asked Isn't Aragorn getting any? and shrinetolust got me thinking about armour and swords... so this is really their fault

So...



The sword

Boromir stared into the campfire.

His shield was polished to such a sheen that it mirrored the glow of the fire on his face, and on Aragorn's.

In the reflected sheen the ranger's face was all shadows and spotlights. His eyes were dark, but the bottom lip tugging on the pipe he was smoking was lighted in stark relief.

Boromir's eyes kept homing in on that. He wanted to shake his head, to dispel the obsession.
Back in Gondor he'd had just anyone he wanted, in any way he wanted.... and now he would have given all he had for a taste of one small piece of flesh.
Not even a full mouth, just a lip... a mere lip had become all he craved.

He set down his shield and walked around the fire to Aragorn's side, his sword still gripped in his hand.

Aragorn made no movement as Boromir settled on his haunches between his legs, he just waited, smoke drifting from his nostrils.

Boromir's hand reached out and took the pipe away, setting it down on the ground and returning to cup Aragorn's jaw, keeping his lips half-open.
The ranger's mouth looked somehow naked now, something was missing...
Boromir's other hand reached up, shifting his hold on his sword, bringing the pommel forward and teasing with its cold steel the perfect piece of flesh he craved.

And he watched hungrily as the bottom lip pushed forward to meet the touch of cold steel.

Comments

[thalassatx.livejournal.com]

she;lnGerwjk;ga .

*thud*

[moldava.livejournal.com]

don't bang your pretty head on the keyboard darling *g*

[shrinetolust.livejournal.com]

Ummm...

*gugh*

fd;jhfasulghasfugh...

*brain goes "pfzzzttt-pop!"*

*meep*

I am so glad to be at least partially to blame for this tasty little morsel...ungh..Aragorn lip..sword..Boromir cupping his jaw..sword..crouching between his legs..sword..unghghhggh;sfjlduhgh...

[moldava.livejournal.com]

told you that I was having pervy ideas looking at that sword *points to man in armour*
*smooches*

[milochka.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEE! *squee* Sword-kissing with that perfect bottom lip... gnnnhhhh

[moldava.livejournal.com]

ehm, sword kissing, I wonder if they will stop there *prods muses*

[jenmstar.livejournal.com]

*is dead*

[moldava.livejournal.com]

Ok, just because it's you you can have puppy for a while, he's my rescue team *g*

[jenmstar.livejournal.com]

*cuddles puppy* Thanks.

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

Mink DeVille Mink DeVille Mink DeVille! :)

dark interaction, silent actions, fire light...
~swoons dramatically..hear the thud~

[moldava.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean that noise was you dropping to the floor?

siiii, mink de ville forever e willy de ville himself è il cliente più interessante che abbia mai avuto in albergo, fuori come un balcone

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

Afraid so, yes. Nursing me bruises. Could you send over some spare Gondorian Captain to *cough*help me through?*cough* :)

hai incontrato willy de ville? fortunata mortale! :

[moldava.livejournal.com]

The Gondorian is currently chasing a chicken for Lanna's broth, I could send a Numenorean ranger over, with all that healing experience he's bound to have a good cough remedy *g*

ho incontrato parecchi musicisti perchè vengono spesso nell'albergo dove lavoro, gli unici che come persone si sono dimostrati adorabili sono stati Willy, Jackson Browne, Mark Knopfler e Chris Isaak. Willy mi ha fatto la dedica su tutti i cd e se vuoi un paio di buoni concerti suoi dimmelo che ti mando copia. Uno dei pochi grandi ancora in circolazione, sai che Anne Rice è sua vicina di casa e che lui voleva la parte di Louis in Interview with the vampire?

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

The Gondorian is having way too much fun with that chicken, I 'd say ~g~
I can do with the Numenorean, though. And that healing experience is...uhm...*handy*, you're right.

perks of the job :) uh, grazie, mi piacerebbe avere copia, si si. Io ascoltavo i dischi di mio fratello, ma poi lui li ha venduti/si e' trasferito :( ti mando un'email, si? Willy sarebbe stato fichissimo come Luis!

[lannamichaels]

*swoons*

And I'm sick, you know. So I'm gonna need some hot sweaty sex swordsex mansex to help me feel better. ;)


*smoochs you carefully so as not to be contagious*

[moldava.livejournal.com]

oooh poor baby *cuddles lanna*
but if you're not well hot sweaty sex is not the thing.. chicken broth .. *sends Boromir to chase a chicken*

[lannamichaels]

*sends Boromir to chase a chicken*

oh...my....*falls off chair laughing*

Can you imagine him trying to do that???

[moldava.livejournal.com]

Oh yes I can - in full armour - even stewards need to eat you know. As I see it, he'll trip and fall over squashing the chicken under all that steel

[seleneheart]

Whoa.

I'm going to tell you FPS bug to bite you harder or mutate or something. Just don't stop!

[moldava.livejournal.com]

ha, I've found what the bug is, PMS in a FPS mutation.. it should be over soon *g*

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

But it will come back ~g~

laughs evilly from cold UK

[moldava.livejournal.com]

It will definitely come back *disgusted groan* but it mutates... couple of months ago it hit with a series of Goldeneye drabbles, now LOTR, hormones only know what will be coming next

[phantomas.livejournal.com]

Uh...Goldeneye drabbles...and where those might be read, fair lady? ~g~
me having just recently bent over (long history of disliking Bond) and watched it and falling in love with Alec T and pissy!Bond

I know I know...next will be Equilibrium drabbles (one can dream, yes?) :)

[ribby.livejournal.com]

*thud*
*is dead, again, from over"guh"ing*
And the bottom lip... and the sword... *dies again*

*hugs Moldava with undead arms... revives and gives her a proper hug*

~Kris

[moldava.livejournal.com]

gladly takes all hugs, proper or not *g*
hugs you back

[liars-dance.livejournal.com]

I love that you are feeling moved to write this stuff. Feel free to keep writing it - please. Like ... more please with The Sword and the Bottom Lip... *smooches you*

[moldava.livejournal.com]

I've been getting odd inspirations as you well know *winks*
This FPS bout is probably due to PMS and therefore transitory, but I'll see if I can have them into some action before it all goes away

*morning smooches*

[kinseymill.livejournal.com]

*squeeee* Grazie, tesoro!! :)) Mmm...bellissima 'immagine' simbolica, si direbbe un preludio (hint, hint) ;)

..e pure l'icona con la mia fotina preferita di Ara! :*

[moldava.livejournal.com]

stai a cuccia che se pure la scrivo la prossima puntata sarà di un pwp pazzesco
si, la fotina è proprio caruccia, bocca di rosa però mi sembra ritoccata

[virginhuntress.livejournal.com]

che brava!!!

Mi piace questa storia!

Lol, sorry if my Italian sucks...:) But great story. Aragorn+Boromir+sword!sex=medyinginapuddleonthefloor.

Mille grazie. I friended you, if that's ok...

[moldava.livejournal.com]

Your Italian looks pretty good *g*

And I love your Euskadi icon, I know a very little bit about Euskadi cause I love Fermin Muguruza's music

happy to friend you back :)

[virginhuntress.livejournal.com]

yay! *dances* i have an italian friend on my journal..yay! lol

Yeah, I'm half Euskadi (my mom's side), and I'm developing a sense of pride for Euskal Herria. (Check out my journal, I recently posted a bunch of pics from Basqueland....check em out!)

I have to try to acquire Fermin Muguruza's music

[thingsunseen.livejournal.com]

Oh.
My.

That's just insanely wonderful.

Must go die now...gkeq3qkcnaduhjgd *thud*