Silly!Fic

Sep. 21st, 2004 10:52 pm
moldava: (Sean_Sharpe)
[personal profile] moldava
I swear I have not been smoking bad dope, I've no idea where this jumped out of... I was writing a totally innocent email to [livejournal.com profile] liars_dance when this bunny attacked.
I guess it means that it's for her *g*



Title: The Bodice Ripper
Author: [livejournal.com profile] moldava
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine
Archive: Rugbytackling; Green Opals
Notes: the book back cover is a mix of covers from Stephanie Laurens's books.
Dedicated to my beloved [livejournal.com profile] liars_dance



Viggo slipped into his seat and fastened his seat-belt, darting a quick look at the passenger already settled in the window seat.

A woman..
She didn't look like she might be a nuisance, though.
Forty-something, power-suit, sleek streaked hair...
She just gave him a withering glance and whipped a paperback as thick as a brick out of her Prada bag.

Viggo waited until he could see that she was engrossed in it, then shifted a bit in his seat so that he could give a peek at what it was. He was always curious to see what books people were reading, and he was doubly curious to see what a woman like this one would be reading.. Some management handbook, he was willing to bet..

Slowly, very slowly he twisted around, ostensibly look out of the window as the plane taxied to the take-off strip.

His sharp intake of breath made the woman's head lift up from the book and eye him warily. He just faked a bout of coughing and offered an apologetic grimace, doing his best to look innocent and harmless until the carefully coiffed head bent down on the book again and Viggo could resume his fascinated study of its back cover.

He would never know the book's title and author, he thought almost wistfully, but now he did know what the book was. He nodded to himself and smirked. Oh yes, he'd heard talk about these books.. bodice-rippers they were called. He squirmed nonchalantly in his seat and studied the image on the back cover again, utterly fascinated.

A couple, apparently perched on the very edge of a cliff, a moonlit shore down below.

The man was tall and had a blond, tousled mane. He was clad in extremely tight high-waisted black pants and polished boots. A Regency? mused Viggo, his eyes zeroing in on the white billowing shirt open to the waist and displaying a smooth chest corded with muscles, with small tight nipples very much in evidence.

The woman was a buxom little thing who was trying to climb up the man's legs while wearing a dress in which all the fabric seemed to have slithered around her legs and none was left to cover her abundant tits, pressed of course against the man's upper stomach.

She was granted only a cursory glance before Viggo's gaze turned again to the blond man. Fuck, he looked so much like Sean being Sharpe.. thought Viggo licking lips that had suddenly gone dry as his eyes morphed the man on the book into the man that was always filling his mind until only remote, rusty corners of it remained functional for everyday brain activity.

Forgetting all about the woman and her book, Viggo slid down into his seat and allowed himself to slip into a reverie that quickly turned into sleep. He didn't notice the plane taking off or the stewardess draping a blanket on him and fiddling with the back of his seat to make him more comfortable.

He was lost in a dream that mixed Sean, Sharpe and himself.

He was the one on that moonlit cliff, bare-chested and hooking his leg around the hip of the blond man with unbelievably long legs and devilish green eyes, pressing himself wantonly against the bulge under the tight high-waisted pants. His was the hand moving in slow circles on the smooth, bare chest pushing aside the open, billowing shirt to torment the small tight nipples. His was the hand that reached up to tangle in the blond mane to bring the man's head down for a lewd, heated kiss.

Slowly they moved out of the square window Viggo had of the scene, the book back cover.. There was a tree a few steps back from the cliff and suddenly he felt its bark against the bare skin of his back as the blond man pressed him into the trunk, gathering Viggo's wrists in one of his hands and pinning them above his head as his booted foot nudged Viggo's feet apart and the other hand quickly opened his trousers.

The night air on his cock should have felt cooling, but it only served to excite Viggo even more and his hips jerked forward. A soft chuckle and the noise of buttons being quickly dealt with was the only response to his needy whimper.

In the moonlight he could see the blond man's hand flash before his mouth and the man's tongue dart out to slick it before the hand moved down to the blond's cock, pumping it leisurely, slicking it with spit and precome.

There was no other preliminary, just the feel of a thick, blunt head pushing into him, burning as he desperately tried to relax and loosen his clenched inner muscles. Tears stung his eyes and he furiously blinked them back, because there was nothing he wanted more than this.. to be filled, to be taken by this man..

And suddenly he was open, made loose by the rough hand that had closed around his own cock, moving in long leisurely strokes, fingers tightening in a ring around the head and making him moan softly for more. And the man's shaft was in him deep, lifting him off his feet with slow upward thrusts as his ears were filled with the man's harsh breathing and with his own moans.

They came together, breaths stopping and whooshing out as a single breath in much the same way as semen gushed from bodies, joined in pleasure.

Viggo felt the weight of the blond head on his shoulder, hiding in the curve of his neck and nuzzled into the thick hair, suddenly feeling confused and overwhelmed, dizzy.

He could feel someone shaking him and blinked, startled to meet the concerned eyes of the stewardess.

"I'm sorry to wake you up, sir, but we will be landing at Heathrow in half an hour. I thought you might like to have a bit of time to refresh yourself before that. You've slept like a baby throughout the flight, you must have been very tired.." she beamed at him like a proud mother and moved on.

Viggo stretched and rotated his shoulders, feeling stiff. And that was not the only stiff thing, he suddenly realized, grateful for the blanket covering his groin and for the fact that he had chosen to wear for the flight comfortable baggy pants and a loose, longish shirt.

He stood up to go to the toilet and as he did so he gave a quick look at the woman seated next to him.

She must have remained awake reading her book through the entire flight, cause she seemed to have made considerable progress into it. She looked flushed and happy, Viggo noticed, thinking that he probably looked the same after his dream. He nodded and smiled at her and she eyed him doubtfully but smiled back before burying her nose again in the book.

The plane was already bumping through the thick blanket of clouds above Heathrow when Viggo returned to his seat, refreshed and composed and eager to be there already.

Landing and passport control and luggage claim flew past in a blur and he was soon throwing himself into the arms of the tall blond man wearing dark pants and a white sweatshirt who was waiting for him.

"Hey, missed me, have you?" the man murmured softly, the accent in his beautiful voice more pronounced than usual, the way it always did when he was excited.

"Dreamed of you on the plane," Viggo nuzzled into the man's neck taking deep breaths to fill his lungs with the scent of his skin. "You were Sharpe and Mellors and yourself all rolled into one. You were the ultimate bodice ripper.."

"Been drinking the complimentary booze on the plane, have you love? Well, let's go home and you can tell me all about it. I'll even rip your clothes off if you ask me nicely. I'll probably rip them off even if you don't ask me to. Been needing you crazily.." Sean shouldered one of Viggo's bags and started to move towards the exit. Viggo grabbed the handle of his trolley and followed.

As he walked at Sean's side his eyes met those of the woman who'd been seated next to him on the plane and who was also headed towards the exit. The woman's eyes fixed on Sean and widened, studying him closely, then they turned to Viggo and winked, awed. Viggo grinned and winked back.

Date: 2004-09-21 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thalassatx.livejournal.com
I hate bodice rippers!

But I loooooved this!

Date: 2004-09-22 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Lol, I'm no fan of bodice-rippers myself but I do love regencies *g*
And I would welcome a bodice ripping Sean anytime ;)

Date: 2004-09-21 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenmstar.livejournal.com
LOL! That was too funny. And hot. My fav combo.

Date: 2004-09-22 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Lol, it was a case of bunny possession, I've never ever written something this fast!
Glad you loved it *snogs* and I love the news you sent me via email but don't rush *gggg*

Date: 2004-09-21 02:15 pm (UTC)
ext_29523: JW Waterhouse's Miranda (Default)
From: [identity profile] ribby.livejournal.com
*giggles* Now *that's* a bodice-ripper (codpiece ripper??) I'd read! Mmmm... Sharpe and Mellors and Viggo, oh my!

*fans self* And did I mention it's *very* hot? Funny, my cubicle suddenly seems tolerable instead of freezing... hmm. *smirk*

Just the thing I needed to stave off boredom--thanks, love!

*smooch*

~Kris

Date: 2004-09-22 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Heee, it is a bit insane, isn't it?
It all started with me remarking that there are days when I feel my TM babies are talking like a bad bodice ripper novel.

Glad I heated up the atmosphere over the Bay!
*huggles*

Date: 2004-09-21 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liars-dance.livejournal.com
Oh you wickedly wonderful woman, you... Viggo dreaming about Sean morphing into Sharpe... *dies*

This is a brilliant, hot funny fic and I love you.. *smooch*

Date: 2004-09-22 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Love you too, sweetie *snogs*
Think what a nice little orgy it would be.. I'm beginning to think Sean should have a nice little dream of his own *looks dreamy*

Date: 2004-09-21 02:35 pm (UTC)
ext_39878: (Viggo)
From: [identity profile] kinseymill.livejournal.com
Dici che è grave se non ho capito cos'è un bodice-rippers? :P
Tutto il resto cmq mi è piaciuto moltissimo.

he felt its bark against the bare skin of his back as the blond man pressed him into the trunk, gathering Viggo's wrists in one of his hands and pinning them above his head as his booted foot nudged Viggo's feet apart and the other hand quickly opened his trousers.

Frrrr...ecco..appunto...come dicevo ;) *huggles*

Date: 2004-09-22 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Lol, hai assolutamente ragione, non ci ho proprio pensato!

I bodice rippers sono dei romanzoni rosa piuttosto hard con ambientazione storica. Li chiamano così perchè sulla copertina c'è quasi sempre una lei con il corpetto mezzo stracciato e le tette al vento avvinghiata a un maschione.
Per farti un'idea, questa è una delle copertine a cui pensavo scrivendo sta fic
http://www.romancebookcovers.com/summary/allaboutlove01.html

Heheh, cmq se ti è piaciuto lo stesso vuol dire che funziona!!
*baci*

Date: 2004-09-22 12:53 pm (UTC)
ext_39878: (Insatiable)
From: [identity profile] kinseymill.livejournal.com
Grazie per la spiega e la fotina!

vuol dire che funziona
Ammazza se funziona! ;)

Mi sembra che il tuo stile di scrittura sia un pò cambiato...scrivere per TM deve essere molto creativo. *besitos*

Date: 2004-09-23 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Mi sembra che il tuo stile di scrittura sia un po' cambiato

*sigh*
Anch'io ho questa impressione anche se non riesco esattamente a individuare in che modo cambiato. Certo scrivo meno xche' TM prende parecchio tempo, pero' mi da' anche molte soddisfazioni *g*
*baci*

Date: 2004-09-23 02:21 am (UTC)
ext_39878: (Default)
From: [identity profile] kinseymill.livejournal.com
anche se non riesco esattamente a individuare in che modo cambiato

A me sembra più...scorrevole e deciso. E anche più fantasioso!! :D
Il mio era un commento in positivo, bimba! *smooch you silly*

Date: 2004-09-21 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheffiesharpe.livejournal.com
Mmm...Richard Sharpe really would look nice on the cover of one of those...

So much fun, so much hot, so much yay! *mwah!*

Date: 2004-09-22 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Ehm, Richard Sharpe would look nice everywhere *ggg* but yes, I can just see him on one of those.. a little too skinny maybe?

Thank you, lovely *hugs*

Date: 2004-09-21 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtysidekick.livejournal.com
Ohhhh I loved that!

totally different!

Date: 2004-09-22 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Yay, quite different but it was real fun to write!
Glad it was fun to read too, thank you :)

Date: 2004-09-22 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtysidekick.livejournal.com
My pleasure!

Date: 2004-09-21 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
Oooh! That was corking! Your Vigbeans are the Beanz Kneez!!!!

Thank you!

Date: 2004-09-22 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Aww, thank you honey! And that green eye in your icon is welcome to watch over me *winks*

Date: 2004-09-22 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
Me! Sean, stay here and watch over Moldava, 'kay? Just make sure you're at the foot of my bed at midnight, else you'll be punished...
M!Sean: Ooooh, promise?
Me! Oh for fuck's sake....

Exeunt...

Date: 2004-09-23 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Lol, I have a few questions..

- just watch?
- will he turn into a pumpkin if he's not back by midnight?
- can I watch while he's being punished?
*huggles*

Date: 2004-09-23 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dalehead.livejournal.com
He'll know what to do, don't worry!

He has to be back by midnight(BST)'cos them's the rules and of course you can watch me punishing him, as long as you don't mind seeing a grown man cry!

(M!Sean: Will you use the leather quirt if I'm really good?)
(Me: *rolls eyes*)

Date: 2004-09-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
seleneheart: (lannamichaels mirrorSean)
From: [personal profile] seleneheart
I'll even rip your clothes off if you ask me nicely.

And I'm going to imagine him saying that in Mellors accent, and then . . . and then . . . uh, scuse me.

Date: 2004-09-22 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Ah, but Mellors wouldn't ask, he would go straight on to the clothes ripping *halo*

Date: 2004-09-22 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nieninque121.livejournal.com
omg! i've seen some of those covers, and i just thought i was overly obsessive to keep thinking how those men reminds me of Sean. Maybe the artist was inspired by Sean's Sharpe.

this fic is lovely, as always.
*snogs you*

Date: 2004-09-22 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Sean would look divine on one of those covers (glad to know I'm not the only one having such visions *g*) and I bet he would have done it let's say about 15-20 years ago *sighs lustfully*

Thank you love *smooches*

Date: 2004-09-22 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluespirit-star.livejournal.com
Oh, this is lovely!
Thank you. :-)

Date: 2004-09-22 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Thank you darling, glad you enjoyed it :)

Date: 2004-09-22 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinsbane.livejournal.com
Oh darling, that's terribly funny. Vig's got such a, erhm, vivid imagination. Perfect way to start the day!

Date: 2004-09-22 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Oh yes, poor Viggo can be quite erhm creative, must come from his being an artist *halo*
*squishes you*

Date: 2004-09-22 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irrlicht74.livejournal.com
Wheee!! That was SO great! LMAO! (And still laughing btw ;)

"Been drinking the complimentary booze on the plane, have you love? Well, let's go home and you can tell me all about it. I'll even rip your clothes off if you ask me nicely. I'll probably rip them off even if you don't ask me to..."

This really cracked me up. This is just so like Sean. *g* But I loved that part, too

The woman's eyes fixed on Sean and widened, studying him closely, then they turned to Viggo and winked, awed. Viggo grinned and winked back.

Teehee! Brilliant!

*hugs you*

Date: 2004-09-22 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Thank you, sweetie *hugs*
I was quite pleased with how Sean came out when he appeared in the end and with the woman's reaction *giggles*

Date: 2004-09-22 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] french-hobbit.livejournal.com
I loved your little foray into Viggo's dreams! Very lovely ending scene too.

Date: 2004-09-23 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Hee, Viggo seems to have very nice dreams indeed *g*
Thank you, glad you enjoyed this :)

Date: 2004-09-22 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ullman.livejournal.com
This is wonderful, hot and sweet with an absolutely lovely ending :)

Date: 2004-09-23 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Lol, I think that woman really would have wanted to go home with Sean and Vig (I certainly would!) *winks*
Thank you :)
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Date: 2004-09-23 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
Thank you sweetie, glad you liked it :)

Date: 2004-09-22 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milochka.livejournal.com
*howls* Too funny! Loved it, my dear. :-)

Date: 2004-09-23 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moldava.livejournal.com
It's a bit insane, isn't it?!
But it was fun to write, and god can I just see them...
*squishes*
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