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[moldava]

Smut interferes with work... no, that's come out all wrong

Work interferes with smut

These afternoon training sessions on the new software are a bitch.
The only funny thing about them is that I discovered from a previous colleague of his that our trainer - competent, professional and funny - was nicknamed by his friends Anaconda due to his impressive personal equipment.

So now every time he stands up to show something on the big screen I sort of creep up from behind my monitor trying to gauge size.

And he thinks I want to ask a pertinent, intelligent question.. *sighs*

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[moldava.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's a matter of talking actually.. The locker rooms where hotel staff changes into uniforms don't allow for much privacy. There's people who strip down to underwear before changing and there's people who don't keep a stitch of clothing on.

He's not my type in any case, but after this piece of gossip I feel like laughing every time I look at him. And that's probably why I didn't catch all the explanations on how to reroute billings.

[milochka.livejournal.com]

*snork*

*puts on Star Trek Borg voice*
How to re-route billings is irrelevant.
Privacy is irrelevant.
We will take your well-endowed naked men and add them to our own...

PS Stopped by Lush after ballet class, they were having an actual SALE which they almost never do! All the Christmas stuff was 45% off so I just couldn't resist. And the staff fed me cookies and apple juice and gave me some new product samples (I'm a regular at the store, they know me very well *g*)