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Smut interferes with work... no, that's come out all wrong

Work interferes with smut

These afternoon training sessions on the new software are a bitch.
The only funny thing about them is that I discovered from a previous colleague of his that our trainer - competent, professional and funny - was nicknamed by his friends Anaconda due to his impressive personal equipment.

So now every time he stands up to show something on the big screen I sort of creep up from behind my monitor trying to gauge size.

And he thinks I want to ask a pertinent, intelligent question.. *sighs*